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Wake up, Scrooge

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I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump

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on this lonely, homely

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little miserable grump

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I'm like the star on a Christmas tree

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you're like a stump

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I'm not known for my heart

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but you're still getting trumped

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you remind me of my ex-wife

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in a bikini

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cause you disgust me

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keep your TB from Tiny Timmy

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away from me

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don't even touch me

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I don't shake hands

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I don't make fans

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I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands

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even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am

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I got my name on the

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front of the business, man

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my raps will haunt you

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make you think you're going insane

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you're about to get whooped

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by three emcee's

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of the ethereal plane

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so when the clock strikes

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prepare to enter a world

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of Christmas pain

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cause I'm out

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I got my own f***ing problems

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call me 2 Chainz

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How dare you disturb me

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when I'm napping in my chair

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you're a crappy rap spitting apparition

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I ain't scared of this random phantom

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haunt all you want I don't care

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haunt all you want I don't care

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and I don't believe that hair

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Don't panic Scrooge

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but you're about to crash

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I'm J.P. Morgan

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the ghost of rich dudes past

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who's properly rocking

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the monopoly mustache

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yo, I own the railroads

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I run these tracks

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you got dumped on a bench

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now you're pissed at the world

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you should have made like Sebastian

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and kissed the girl

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because your greed is the curse

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that's gonna tear you apart

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what good is your purse

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if you're poor in your heart

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Bah humbug

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your raps don't unnerve me

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they're atrocious

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what frightens me the most

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is your gross ghost proboscis

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business and success

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that's the life I've selected

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so enough with your pictures from the past

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I'm not affected

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Well you're about to be right now

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I'm the ghost of what's right now

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just take a lesson from Yeezy

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you're missing the point Ebenezy

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there's more to life than your work

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take it easy

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even I can make time for Azizy

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best put some friends on your wish list

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cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas

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if you did then you would at this moment

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be sharing your money

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with some of the homeless

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No this isn't happening

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oh it's maddening agony

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wait

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actually

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harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture

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I still am expecting a final specter

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Boo!

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you're gonna die

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no one to love you and no one to cry

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alone by yourself

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on the bed of your death

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with the stench of regret

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on your last dying breath

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cause you've chosen the path

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of a selfish man

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with Tiny Tim's innocent

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blood on your hands

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the penance you pay

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for the way you behave

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is written as plain

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as the name on this grave

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Are these the shadows of things that will be?

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or things that may be only

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if I depart from my course can they change?

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say it is thus with what you show me

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I promise to mend my ways

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a friend to all men is what I will become

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it's Christmas I haven't missed

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my chance to be different

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God bless us every