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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.84,0:00:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up, Scrooge
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.11,0:00:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.74,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this lonely, homely
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little miserable grump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.29,0:00:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like the star on a Christmas tree
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.84,0:00:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're like a stump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.05,0:00:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not known for my heart
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.89,0:00:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're still getting trumped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.73,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you remind me of my ex-wife
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a bikini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.36,0:00:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you disgust me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.45,0:00:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep your TB from Tiny Timmy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.30,0:00:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,away from me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.99,0:00:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't even touch me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.09,0:00:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't shake hands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.10,0:00:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't make fans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.04,0:00:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.97,0:00:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.43,0:00:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my name on the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.20,0:00:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,front of the business, man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.83,0:00:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my raps will haunt you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.04,0:00:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make you think you're going insane
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.85,0:00:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're about to get whooped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.03,0:00:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by three emcee's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.08,0:00:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the ethereal plane
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.63,0:00:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when the clock strikes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.69,0:00:52.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prepare to enter a world
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.89,0:00:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Christmas pain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.10,0:00:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my own f***ing problems
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.73,0:00:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call me 2 Chainz
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.85,0:00:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you disturb me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.04,0:01:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I'm napping in my chair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.48,0:01:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a crappy rap spitting apparition
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.18,0:01:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't scared of this random phantom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.97,0:01:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haunt all you want I don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.70,0:01:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haunt all you want I don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.86,0:01:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't believe that hair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.14,0:01:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't panic Scrooge
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.24,0:01:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're about to crash
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.65,0:01:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm J.P. Morgan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ghost of rich dudes past
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's properly rocking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.43,0:01:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the monopoly mustache
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, I own the railroads
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.21,0:01:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I run these tracks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.59,0:01:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got dumped on a bench
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.72,0:01:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you're pissed at the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.93,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should have made like Sebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and kissed the girl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.53,0:01:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because your greed is the curse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.89,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's gonna tear you apart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.12,0:01:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what good is your purse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.36,0:01:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're poor in your heart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bah humbug
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.74,0:01:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your raps don't unnerve me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.96,0:01:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're atrocious
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.73,0:01:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what frightens me the most
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.71,0:01:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is your gross ghost proboscis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.21,0:01:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,business and success
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.44,0:01:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the life I've selected
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.68,0:01:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so enough with your pictures from the past
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.40,0:01:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not affected
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.32,0:01:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're about to be right now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.14,0:01:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the ghost of what's right now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.02,0:01:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just take a lesson from Yeezy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.05,0:01:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're missing the point Ebenezy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.70,0:01:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's more to life than your work
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.85,0:01:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take it easy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.88,0:01:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even I can make time for Azizy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.48,0:01:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,best put some friends on your wish list
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.98,0:01:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.78,0:01:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you did then you would at this moment
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.60,0:01:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be sharing your money
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.82,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some of the homeless
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No this isn't happening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh it's maddening agony
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.67,0:02:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wait
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.16,0:02:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.56,0:02:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.26,0:02:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still am expecting a final specter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.18,0:02:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.73,0:02:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna die
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.03,0:02:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one to love you and no one to cry
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.76,0:02:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alone by yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.68,0:02:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the bed of your death
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.57,0:02:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the stench of regret
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.41,0:02:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on your last dying breath
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.42,0:02:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you've chosen the path
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.40,0:02:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a selfish man
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.19,0:02:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Tiny Tim's innocent
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.34,0:02:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blood on your hands
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.32,0:02:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the penance you pay
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.18,0:02:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the way you behave
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.01,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is written as plain
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the name on this grave
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.94,0:02:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these the shadows of things that will be?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.91,0:02:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or things that may be only
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.66,0:02:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I depart from my course can they change?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.46,0:02:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say it is thus with what you show me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.64,0:02:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise to mend my ways
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.06,0:02:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a friend to all men is what I will become
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.90,0:02:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Christmas I haven't missed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.38,0:02:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my chance to be different
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.38,0:02:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless us every