WEBVTT 00:00:13.843 --> 00:00:15.113 Wake up, Scrooge 00:00:15.113 --> 00:00:17.744 I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump 00:00:17.744 --> 00:00:19.524 on this lonely, homely 00:00:19.524 --> 00:00:21.289 little miserable grump 00:00:21.289 --> 00:00:23.845 I'm like the star on a Christmas tree 00:00:23.845 --> 00:00:25.051 you're like a stump 00:00:25.051 --> 00:00:26.893 I'm not known for my heart 00:00:26.893 --> 00:00:28.732 but you're still getting trumped 00:00:28.732 --> 00:00:30.414 you remind me of my ex-wife 00:00:30.414 --> 00:00:31.361 in a bikini 00:00:31.361 --> 00:00:32.450 cause you disgust me 00:00:32.450 --> 00:00:34.296 keep your TB from Tiny Timmy 00:00:34.296 --> 00:00:34.987 away from me 00:00:34.987 --> 00:00:36.093 don't even touch me 00:00:36.093 --> 00:00:37.100 I don't shake hands 00:00:37.100 --> 00:00:38.037 I don't make fans 00:00:38.037 --> 00:00:39.973 I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands 00:00:39.973 --> 00:00:41.433 even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am 00:00:41.433 --> 00:00:42.203 I got my name on the 00:00:42.203 --> 00:00:43.826 front of the business, man 00:00:43.826 --> 00:00:45.044 my raps will haunt you 00:00:45.044 --> 00:00:46.851 make you think you're going insane 00:00:46.851 --> 00:00:48.030 you're about to get whooped 00:00:48.030 --> 00:00:49.077 by three emcee's 00:00:49.077 --> 00:00:50.632 of the ethereal plane 00:00:50.632 --> 00:00:51.692 so when the clock strikes 00:00:51.692 --> 00:00:52.892 prepare to enter a world 00:00:52.892 --> 00:00:54.219 of Christmas pain 00:00:54.219 --> 00:00:55.104 cause I'm out 00:00:55.104 --> 00:00:56.732 I got my own f***ing problems 00:00:56.732 --> 00:00:57.852 call me 2 Chainz 00:00:57.852 --> 00:00:59.040 How dare you disturb me 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:00.484 when I'm napping in my chair 00:01:00.484 --> 00:01:02.178 you're a crappy rap spitting apparition 00:01:02.178 --> 00:01:03.967 I ain't scared of this random phantom 00:01:03.967 --> 00:01:05.701 haunt all you want I don't care 00:01:05.701 --> 00:01:06.862 haunt all you want I don't care 00:01:06.862 --> 00:01:08.142 and I don't believe that hair 00:01:08.142 --> 00:01:09.240 Don't panic Scrooge 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:10.650 but you're about to crash 00:01:10.650 --> 00:01:11.495 I'm J.P. Morgan 00:01:11.495 --> 00:01:13.078 the ghost of rich dudes past 00:01:13.078 --> 00:01:14.434 who's properly rocking 00:01:14.434 --> 00:01:15.845 the monopoly mustache 00:01:15.845 --> 00:01:17.211 yo, I own the railroads 00:01:17.211 --> 00:01:18.589 I run these tracks 00:01:18.589 --> 00:01:19.718 you got dumped on a bench 00:01:19.718 --> 00:01:20.929 now you're pissed at the world 00:01:20.929 --> 00:01:22.275 you should have made like Sebastian 00:01:22.275 --> 00:01:23.531 and kissed the girl 00:01:23.531 --> 00:01:24.893 because your greed is the curse 00:01:24.893 --> 00:01:26.115 that's gonna tear you apart 00:01:26.115 --> 00:01:27.360 what good is your purse 00:01:27.360 --> 00:01:28.948 if you're poor in your heart 00:01:28.948 --> 00:01:29.735 Bah humbug 00:01:29.735 --> 00:01:30.958 your raps don't unnerve me 00:01:30.958 --> 00:01:31.732 they're atrocious 00:01:31.732 --> 00:01:32.714 what frightens me the most 00:01:32.714 --> 00:01:34.206 is your gross ghost proboscis 00:01:34.206 --> 00:01:35.435 business and success 00:01:35.435 --> 00:01:36.683 that's the life I've selected 00:01:36.683 --> 00:01:38.402 so enough with your pictures from the past 00:01:38.402 --> 00:01:39.323 I'm not affected 00:01:39.323 --> 00:01:41.144 Well you're about to be right now 00:01:41.144 --> 00:01:43.016 I'm the ghost of what's right now 00:01:43.016 --> 00:01:45.046 just take a lesson from Yeezy 00:01:45.046 --> 00:01:46.701 you're missing the point Ebenezy 00:01:46.701 --> 00:01:47.850 there's more to life than your work 00:01:47.850 --> 00:01:48.877 take it easy 00:01:48.877 --> 00:01:50.479 even I can make time for Azizy 00:01:50.479 --> 00:01:51.985 best put some friends on your wish list 00:01:51.985 --> 00:01:53.785 cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas 00:01:53.785 --> 00:01:55.602 if you did then you would at this moment 00:01:55.602 --> 00:01:56.816 be sharing your money 00:01:56.816 --> 00:01:57.927 with some of the homeless 00:01:57.927 --> 00:01:59.236 No this isn't happening 00:01:59.236 --> 00:02:00.668 oh it's maddening agony 00:02:00.668 --> 00:02:01.163 wait 00:02:01.163 --> 00:02:01.558 actually 00:02:01.558 --> 00:02:03.255 harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture 00:02:03.255 --> 00:02:05.176 I still am expecting a final specter 00:02:05.176 --> 00:02:05.728 Boo! 00:02:05.728 --> 00:02:07.028 you're gonna die 00:02:07.028 --> 00:02:08.759 no one to love you and no one to cry 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:09.678 alone by yourself 00:02:09.678 --> 00:02:10.574 on the bed of your death 00:02:10.574 --> 00:02:11.406 with the stench of regret 00:02:11.406 --> 00:02:12.423 on your last dying breath 00:02:12.423 --> 00:02:13.398 cause you've chosen the path 00:02:13.398 --> 00:02:14.194 of a selfish man 00:02:14.194 --> 00:02:15.338 with Tiny Tim's innocent 00:02:15.338 --> 00:02:16.319 blood on your hands 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:17.185 the penance you pay 00:02:17.185 --> 00:02:18.006 for the way you behave 00:02:18.006 --> 00:02:18.950 is written as plain 00:02:18.950 --> 00:02:19.939 as the name on this grave 00:02:19.939 --> 00:02:21.912 Are these the shadows of things that will be? 00:02:21.912 --> 00:02:23.661 or things that may be only 00:02:23.661 --> 00:02:25.462 if I depart from my course can they change? 00:02:25.462 --> 00:02:27.641 say it is thus with what you show me 00:02:27.641 --> 00:02:29.065 I promise to mend my ways 00:02:29.065 --> 00:02:30.903 a friend to all men is what I will become 00:02:30.903 --> 00:02:32.379 it's Christmas I haven't missed 00:02:32.379 --> 00:02:33.379 my chance to be different 00:02:33.379 --> 00:02:34.732 God bless us every