Good morning, good morning, everybody.
I hope you know that today is gonna be a great day.
And you know why?
Because every day is a great day!
ETHAN: Pollen man, pollen.
It's a killer.
MARK: Good morning, good morning!
ETHAN: Good morning!
Wait. That's not how it goes.
MARK: It's good morning, good morning.
ETHAN: Good morning.
How're you doing this morning?
ETHAN: Great.
MARK: We stole this game from the internet called "egg roulette" and, um,
we're just gonna take it and make it our own.
[Ding]
We're gonna choose a card and the loser of which the competition is gets to get
an egg blown on their head.
There's 10 eggs here, 8 of them which are hard-boiled,
2 of which are
ETHAN: soft, gooey, mushy.
Don't look, you can't look at them.
Oh you dropped one, you dropped one.
ETHAN: I'll choose that one.
MARK: Okay.
ETHAN: Movie actor.
MARK: I'm gonna say a movie and then he has to say an actor in that same movie,
and then I have say, a movie again?
ETHAN: A movie that that actor has been in.
So you bounce back and forth.
MARK: Cool. Let's go.
ETHAN: Jennifer Lawrence.
MARK: Hunger Games.
ETHAN: Why is that so hard?
MARK: You've got this!
ETHAN: On the map! Oh my gosh, duh!
ETHAN: Woodie Harrelson.
MARK: Uhm, Kingpin!
ETHAN: Kingpin.
MARK: Oh, I got you on that on! I got, him, on, that one!
ETHAN: I don't- Oh! Did we watch that?
MARK: It's a really old, like, bowling movie.
ETHAN: I don't know, I don't know it.
MARK: Ooh! Them I'm gon' pick an egg for yo' ass!
Okay, I got one, I got one. Here we go.
ETHAN: Hopefully it's-
Oh, it's hard-boiled! Yes!
MARK: Aww! Okay, okay.
ETHAN: It's intense, it's an intense moment.
MARK: We had to Google how to cook a hard-boiled egg today, so.
ETHAN: He had to, I had to, I just helped him.
MARK: I was, like, I know how to put that- whatever, moving on.
Best Bonnaroo groove.
[Music plays]
MARK: Depending on the song, that's probably what I'm gonna go with, so.
ETHAN: Did you have a song in mind that you were dancing to?
MARK: I didn't, I had no song in mind.
[Music plays]
[Mark laughs]
MARK: Do you just wanna both grab an egg and do it?
ETHAN: [Laughs] Yeah.
MARK: Okay, because we both just suck.
3, 2, 1, go.
[Both exclaim]
MARK: Oh no!
ETHAN: Oh yes!
MARK: Dammit!
ETHAN: No no no no no!
How do you feel about yourself in your choices and everything about your life
right now?
MARK: I feel pretty tiny right now.
ETHAN: It's okay, don't feel small. Just eat some raw egg.
MARK: Don't put egg on me! I'm gonna get the salmonella!
[Ethan laughs]
I so badly wanna just wipe it off my head but, I don't.
ETHAN: You can't, you can't touch it.
MARK: I know. Alright
ETHAN: Basic bitch impression. [Laughing] That is the category.
ETHAN: [Valley girl accent] I want some Starbucks. It's just like,
I just want a caramel macchiato. Wait, where are my Ray-Bans?
Do you have my Ray-Bans?
MARK: [Nasal voice] Oh, my god! I am, like, just covered in egg right now!
And, like, it's dripping, but, like, I'm just gonna be okay about it.
[Normal voice] That got weird.
ETHAN: That got real weird really quick. I'm just gonna sit in silence for a couple
minutes.
[Makes noise] I don't know why that noise is happening, but it's happening.
MARK: Longest hand stand.
Stop right there, stop right there. Go.
MARK: Ah, damn it!
ETHAN: Aww.
MARK: Ay, baby! Is it still on there?
Why did you- get that off of there! Oh, you silly boy.
ETHAN: Robert Shambo. Also known as:
MARK: Rock, paper, scissors.
BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
MARK: Ah, you [bleep]!
Ow. You don't have to push it that hard.
ETHAN: Sorry, yeah. I do kinda, like, really just slam it on there.
MARK: Because if it is, like, an actual egg and like,
ETHAN: It's gonna go everywhere.
MARK: It's gonna need less muscle.
ETHAN: Yeah.
Rules? What rules? This is our game.
MARK: We don't, uh, we ran out of cards to pull, so we're just gonna go back and
forth on eggs. And then, um, yay. [Both Laugh]
Egg cam.
ETHAN: This is true, just, egg roulette.
BOTH: Alright ready, 3, 2, 1, go.
[Ethan groans]
MARK: Is it bad again? Is it really?
ETHAN: Aw yeah.
MARK: [Bleep] You stupid!
ETHAN: Ow! Ow!
I win, so that's what this game looks like.
MARK: It's not my day.
ETHAN: It looks like it was Ethan's day! 100 percent!
[Ethan exclaims]
That was a surprise.
It's nice.
MARK: Yeah, can you gel that for me?
ETHAN: Nice hair gel. Yeah, I'm just gonna spike it right up for you.
Some texture in there. Really some deep in there.
MARK: Thanks babe. Okay guys, thank you so much for watching.
We will see you in a couple days. We'll be at [city] in a couple of days.
Pretty excited about that.
ETHAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
MARK: Get your ears and eyes ready to see that kind of stuff because,
I know it's gonna be hard to, like, edit and post videos there, but I'm gonna do my
best to do it because, it's gonna be fun and exciting and I want you guys to
experience it as well.
Thank you so much for watching!
ETHAN: Love ya.
MARK: [Sings] See ya!
BOTH: Byeee!
[Outro music plays]
MARK: I'm sorry.
ETHAN: It's okay. It was just- it was slightly- it wasn't even that cold.
[Mark coughs]
ETHAN: [Laughs] That's what you get! What happened there?
[Mark laughs]