Excuse me, here's my resume.
As you can see, I have years of experience entertaining birthday parties.
Stop. We don't need anymore clowns.
But sir, I'm very skilled in various areas of clowning.
Including card tricks and balloon animals.
But I'm also open to learning new things on the job.
How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
Oh, wow... um... Okay, I guess.
Great!
Are you ready?
Ready!
3... 2... 1....
We don't need anymore goddamn clowns!