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(elephants trumpeting)

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Excuse me, here's my resume.

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As you can see, I have years of experience[br]entertaining birthday parties.

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Sorry. We don't need anymore clowns.

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But sir, I'm very skilled [br]in various areas of clowning.

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Including card tricks and balloon animals.

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But I'm also open to learning [br]new things on the job.

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How do you feel about [br]being shot out of a cannon?

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Oh, wow... um... Okay, I guess.

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Great!

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Are you ready?

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Ready![br]

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3... 2... 1....

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(bang and scream)

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(ringmaster) We don't need anymore goddamn clowns!

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(children screaming)