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(elephants trumpeting)

2
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Excuse me, here's my resume.

3
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As you can see, I have years of experience
entertaining birthday parties.

4
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Sorry. We don't need anymore clowns.

5
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But sir, I'm very skilled 
in various areas of clowning.

6
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Including card tricks and balloon animals.

7
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But I'm also open to learning 
new things on the job.

8
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How do you feel about 
being shot out of a cannon?

9
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Oh, wow... um... Okay, I guess.

10
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Great!

11
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Are you ready?

12
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Ready!


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3... 2... 1....

14
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(bang and scream)

15
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(ringmaster) We don't need anymore goddamn clowns!

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(children screaming)