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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.16,0:00:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(elephants trumpeting)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, here's my resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.70,0:00:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, I have years of experience\Nentertaining birthday parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. We don't need anymore clowns.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir, I'm very skilled \Nin various areas of clowning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.35,0:00:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including card tricks and balloon animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.84,0:00:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm also open to learning \Nnew things on the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.96,0:00:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about \Nbeing shot out of a cannon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.95,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow... um... Okay, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.06,0:00:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.38,0:00:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.44,0:00:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.87,0:00:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3... 2... 1....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.68,0:00:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bang and scream)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ringmaster) We don't need anymore goddamn clowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.18,0:01:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(children screaming)