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(hydraulic noise)

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(elephants trumpet)

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(paper rips)

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Excuse me, here's my resume.

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As you can see, I have years of experience
entertaining birthday parties.

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(nose squeaks)

7
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Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.

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But sir...

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I'm very skilled in various areas
of clowning

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including card tricks and balloon animals,

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(balloon squeaks)

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but I'm also open to learning
new things on the job!

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How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?

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Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.

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Great!

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(hydraulic noises)

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Are you ready?

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Ready!
(honks nose)

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(match lights)

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(fuse sizzles)

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Three...two...one...

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Ahh!

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(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need
any more goddamn clowns!

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(screaming)