[Script Info]
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noise)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(elephants trumpet)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(paper rips)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, here's my resume.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, I have years of experience\Nentertaining birthday parties.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nose squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very skilled in various areas\Nof clowning
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including card tricks and balloon animals,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(balloon squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm also open to learning\Nnew things on the job!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noises)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready!\N(honks nose)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(match lights)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fuse sizzles)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three...two...one...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need\Nany more goddamn clowns!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)