(hydraulic noise)
(elephants trumpet)
(paper rips)
Excuse me, here's my resume.
As you can see, I have years of experience entertaining birthday parties.
(nose squeaks)
Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.
But sir...
I'm very skilled in various areas of clowning
including card tricks and balloon animals,
(balloon squeaks)
but I'm also open to learning new things on the job!
How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.
Great!
(hydraulic noises)
Are you ready?
Ready! (honks nose)
(match lights)
(fuse sizzles)
Three...two...one...
Ahh!
(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need any more goddamn clowns!
(screaming)