[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.70,0:00:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.72,0:00:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(elephants trumpet)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(paper rips)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.43,0:00:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, here's my resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.20,0:00:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, I have years of experience\Nentertaining birthday parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.76,0:00:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nose squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.19,0:00:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.24,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.26,0:00:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very skilled in various areas\Nof clowning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including card tricks and balloon animals,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.47,0:00:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(balloon squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm also open to learning\Nnew things on the job!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.96,0:00:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.78,0:00:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.19,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.54,0:00:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hydraulic noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.38,0:00:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.87,0:00:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready!\N(honks nose)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.47,0:00:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(match lights)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fuse sizzles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.79,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three...two...one...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.86,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need\Nany more goddamn clowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.80,0:01:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)