(hydraulic noise)

(elephants trumpet)

(paper rips)

Excuse me, here's my resume.

As you can see, I have years of experience
entertaining birthday parties.

(nose squeaks)

Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.

But sir...

I'm very skilled
in various areas of clowning

including card tricks and balloon animals,

(balloon squeaks)

but I'm also open to learning
new things on the job!

How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?

Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.

Great!

(hydraulic noises)

Are you ready?

Ready!
(honks nose)

(match lights)

(fuse sizzles)

Three...two...one...

Ahh!

(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need
any more goddamn clowns!

(screaming)