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(hydraulic noise)
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(elephants trumpet)
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(paper rips)
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Excuse me, here's my resume.
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As you can see, I have years of experience
entertaining birthday parties.
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(nose squeaks)
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Sorry. We don't need any more clowns.
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But sir...
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I'm very skilled
in various areas of clowning
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including card tricks and balloon animals,
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(balloon squeaks)
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but I'm also open to learning
new things on the job!
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How do you feel about being shot out of a cannon?
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Oh, wow, um, okay I guess.
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Great!
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(hydraulic noises)
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Are you ready?
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Ready!
(honks nose)
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(match lights)
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(fuse sizzles)
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Three...two...one...
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Ahh!
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(Ringleader from a distance) We don't need
any more goddamn clowns!
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(screaming)

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