ERB - Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
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0:14 - 0:15Wake up, Scrooge
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0:15 - 0:18I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
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0:18 - 0:20on this lonely, homely
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0:20 - 0:21little miserable grump
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0:21 - 0:24I'm like the star on a Christmas tree
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0:24 - 0:25you're like a stump
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0:25 - 0:27I'm not known for my heart
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0:27 - 0:29but you're still getting trumped
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0:29 - 0:30you remind me of my ex-wife
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0:30 - 0:31in a bikini
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0:31 - 0:32cause you disgust me
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0:32 - 0:34keep your TB from Tiny Timmy
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0:34 - 0:35away from me
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0:35 - 0:36don't even touch me
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0:36 - 0:37I don't shake hands
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0:37 - 0:38I don't make fans
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0:38 - 0:40I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands
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0:40 - 0:41even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am
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0:41 - 0:42I got my name on the
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0:42 - 0:44front of the business, man
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0:44 - 0:45my raps will haunt you
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0:45 - 0:47make you think you're going insane
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0:47 - 0:48you're about to get whooped
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0:48 - 0:49by three emcee's
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0:49 - 0:51of the ethereal plane
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0:51 - 0:52so when the clock strikes
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0:52 - 0:53prepare to enter a world
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0:53 - 0:54of Christmas pain
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0:54 - 0:55cause I'm out
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0:55 - 0:57I got my own f***ing problems
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0:57 - 0:58call me 2 Chainz
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0:58 - 0:59How dare you disturb me
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0:59 - 1:00when I'm napping in my chair
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1:00 - 1:02you're a crappy rap spitting apparition
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1:02 - 1:04I ain't scared of this random phantom
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1:04 - 1:06haunt all you want I don't care
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1:06 - 1:07haunt all you want I don't care
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1:07 - 1:08and I don't believe that hair
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1:08 - 1:09Don't panic Scrooge
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1:09 - 1:11but you're about to crash
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1:11 - 1:11I'm J.P. Morgan
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1:11 - 1:13the ghost of rich dudes past
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1:13 - 1:14who's properly rocking
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1:14 - 1:16the monopoly mustache
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1:16 - 1:17yo, I own the railroads
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1:17 - 1:19I run these tracks
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1:19 - 1:20you got dumped on a bench
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1:20 - 1:21now you're pissed at the world
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1:21 - 1:22you should have made like Sebastian
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1:22 - 1:24and kissed the girl
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1:24 - 1:25because your greed is the curse
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1:25 - 1:26that's gonna tear you apart
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1:26 - 1:27what good is your purse
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1:27 - 1:29if you're poor in your heart
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1:29 - 1:30Bah humbug
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1:30 - 1:31your raps don't unnerve me
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1:31 - 1:32they're atrocious
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1:32 - 1:33what frightens me the most
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1:33 - 1:34is your gross ghost proboscis
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1:34 - 1:35business and success
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1:35 - 1:37that's the life I've selected
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1:37 - 1:38so enough with your pictures from the past
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1:38 - 1:39I'm not affected
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1:39 - 1:41Well you're about to be right now
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1:41 - 1:43I'm the ghost of what's right now
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1:43 - 1:45just take a lesson from Yeezy
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1:45 - 1:47you're missing the point Ebenezy
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1:47 - 1:48there's more to life than your work
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1:48 - 1:49take it easy
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1:49 - 1:50even I can make time for Azizy
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1:50 - 1:52best put some friends on your wish list
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1:52 - 1:54cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas
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1:54 - 1:56if you did then you would at this moment
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1:56 - 1:57be sharing your money
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1:57 - 1:58with some of the homeless
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1:58 - 1:59No this isn't happening
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1:59 - 2:01oh it's maddening agony
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2:01 - 2:01wait
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2:01 - 2:02actually
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2:02 - 2:03harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture
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2:03 - 2:05I still am expecting a final specter
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2:05 - 2:06Boo!
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2:06 - 2:07you're gonna die
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2:07 - 2:09no one to love you and no one to cry
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2:09 - 2:10alone by yourself
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2:10 - 2:11on the bed of your death
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2:11 - 2:11with the stench of regret
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2:11 - 2:12on your last dying breath
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2:12 - 2:13cause you've chosen the path
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2:13 - 2:14of a selfish man
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2:14 - 2:15with Tiny Tim's innocent
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2:15 - 2:16blood on your hands
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2:16 - 2:17the penance you pay
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2:17 - 2:18for the way you behave
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2:18 - 2:19is written as plain
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2:19 - 2:20as the name on this grave
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2:20 - 2:22Are these the shadows of things that will be?
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2:22 - 2:24or things that may be only
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2:24 - 2:25if I depart from my course can they change?
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2:25 - 2:28say it is thus with what you show me
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2:28 - 2:29I promise to mend my ways
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2:29 - 2:31a friend to all men is what I will become
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2:31 - 2:32it's Christmas I haven't missed
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2:32 - 2:33my chance to be different
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2:33 - 2:35God bless us every
- Title:
- ERB - Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
- Description:
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